12 sportsmen who resemble animals
Deep in the sewers of downtown eastern Philadelphia there lies a feces drenched path. If you follow that path long enough, you will come across a tiny wooden door. Behind that tiny door lies a murky green excretion swamp. If you hike through wave after wave of slimy excrement's long enough you will eventually find yourself looking at the royal throne of, The Capabera Princess. This gentle creature doesn't want much, just to live a humble life ruling over her rat cousins in her sewer kingdom. Though many have ventured into the condemened underground tunnels in search of her whimsical wonderland, none have lived to tell of the journey. But rest assured, this creature is real and legend has it, every 3 years she leaves the sewer in search of a man friend. Perhaps she is among us even as I speak.